Pretentious Pete

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Double Happiness Is the Bar Columbus Didn't Know It Needed

A deep dive into why this little spot on High Street keeps pulling me back despite myself.

There is a particular kind of bar that has become almost impossible to find in 2025: the kind where nothing is trying too hard. No concept, no thesis, no staff in matching aprons explaining the provenance of the ice. Double Happiness, on the south end of Short North, is that bar. It should be unremarkable. It is not.

The room is small — maybe fifteen seats at the bar, a handful of tables that feel borrowed from somewhere else. The lighting is correct, which is to say low enough that you stop thinking about how you look. The music on my three visits ranged from Coltrane to Sade to something I couldn't place that made me feel pleasantly uneasy. None of it was loud enough to matter.

The pour is generous without being a statement about it. That's harder to find than it should be.

The beer list is short and thoughtful — half a dozen drafts, maybe eight bottles, nothing that demands you have an opinion about it. The cocktails are well-made and priced like it's still 2019, which either speaks to ownership philosophy or lease situation. Either way, I'm not complaining.

What Double Happiness gets right — and what bars keep failing to understand — is that the point is not the product. The product is fine. The product is good. But the reason you come back is the particular quality of ease the room generates. You walk in alone and you feel okay about that. You walk in with friends and you can hear them. The bartenders are good at their job, which means they are neither invisible nor aggressively present.

Columbus has a lot of very good bars. It has fewer bars that feel like they belong to the neighborhood rather than to a demographic. Double Happiness manages the latter. That's the thing I keep coming back to explain.